Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Rebekkah Brookes Plus Ten More Clever Horses

As a result of the enquiry into the News of the World phone hacking scandal it has emerged that in 2008, the Metropolitan Police gave News of the World editor, Rebekkah Brookes, a horse on loan. Here are ten other lucky or not so lucky horses:
  1.  Incitatus - Caligula's horse, treated like a Prince during his lifetime and venerated as a God after his death
  2.  Comet - Supergirl's pet horse who as boyfriend Bill Starr, dated both Supergirl and Lois Lane
  3.  Trigger - a horse who could walk 50 paces on his hind legs
  4.  Shergar - kidnapped in 1983 by masked gunmen, but never found
  5.  Lucius - an ass turned into human form then initiated into the cult of Isis
  6.  Clever Hans - a horse who could count and tell the time
  7.  Kerry - a horse that saved it's owner from an enraged cow
  8.  Tonk - a horse praised for saving a boy from a grizzly bear
  9.  A solid gold rocking horse - purchased for £400,000 by Beyonce and Jay-Z for their baby, Blue Ivy Carter.
  10.  Quick Draw McGraw (aka El Kabong) - a guitar playing horse famous for hitting his opponents on the head with a Spanish guitar, while shouting Kabonga.
El Kabong enjoyed hard hitting guitar music  His guitar was a Cuatro, a 4 stringed instrument tuned like a ukelele. It was an instrument used in a versatile fashion unique to him, so it's horses for courses, I guess!  

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